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Win a Free Disney World or Disneyland Trip


Monsters UniversityIn honor of Monsters University, the new Disney-Pixar film, Disney is giving away a free vacation to either Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida or Disneyland in California.

Click here to enter. All you have to do is provide your email, name and phone number. Note, if you play the three games associated with the page if you can get three more entries!  I had to reload the page and enter my email again to play the games but it was worth it for three more chances! And you can go back and play different games. So far I have had Haunted Mansion, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Carsland and New Fantasyland.

Contest expires August 31, 2013.

Pirates of the Caribbean


Before Jack was the most famous pirate in the Caribbean theres pirates were already sailing.

Before Jack was the most famous pirate in the Caribbean theres pirates were already sailing.

As you enter the Magic Kingdom and head down Main Street USA if you are looking for adventure take a left at Casey’s Corner and head towards Adventureland. Adventureland has two rides that were E Ticket rides when such things were still used. One is the Jungle Cruise. The other is Pirates of the Caribbean.

Even if you have never been to Disney World you have probably heard of Pirates of the Caribbean. How could you miss it after four films that made almost four billion dollars? You are probably even aware that the film took its inspiration from the theme park attraction.

What you may not realize is that if you rode the ride you might recognize some scenes from the first movie and even some characters. Subsequent movies also borrowed a line or in one case even some of the soundtrack from the ride.  If, having seen the movies, you expect to experience the movie in the ride you will be sorely disappointed though. Some scenes have been modified and added to the ride in tribute to the movies but it’s still not a ride through of the movie.

Pirates of the Caribbean was not originally intended to be part of the Magic Kingdom. Walt thought it would not be exciting or exotic enough for people who were living so close to the Caribbean themselves. Guests who experienced the ride at Disneyland disagreed though and began to demand that the Pirates dock in the Magic Kingdom.

Instead imagineers envisioned a western themed area called Western River Expedition. This area would have included a dark ride, hiking trails and a roller coaster. This attraction would have been built where Big Thunder Mountain and Splash Mountain are today. Guests, however, wanted Pirates so plans for the Western River Expedition were put on hold and then because Pirates took up so much of the proposed budget eventually scrapped.

When imagineers turned to adding Pirates to the Magic Kingdom they did not do a complete recreation of the Disneyland version. Either because of space, time or budget there were several changes made and the Magic Kingdom version is shorter than its predecessor and among those who have experienced both they say it is inferior. I have never made the trip to Disneyland so I cannot offer an opinion on which is better.

The prisoners try to encourage the dog to bring them the keys.

The prisoners try to encourage the dog to bring them the keys.

I can say that Pirates of the Caribbean has earned its place as an E ticket ride. I ride it every time I find myself in the Magic Kingdom and sometimes multiple times in a day.

Like almost everything Disney there is a story behind the ride. As you enter the building it is not just any building but an old Spanish fort, Castillo Del Moro. Guests enter through the Torre Del Sol. The façade of the building is a great recreation of a Spanish fort modeled after the Castillo de San Felipe del Morro in the Old San Juan in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Besides the impressive stone walls, gates cannons and muskets one of the first things I notice entering the building is that is cool! That alone makes the ride great after hours in the Florida sun. You can also catch music and the sounds of fighting.

Usually the line for Pirates moves pretty fast which is good. There is no Fastpass option for the ride. The ride itself is the typical Disney dark ride. You join the crew of a 30 passenger boat for a tour of a mostly successful pirate raid on a fictional 16th century town.

The ride begins once you join your crew and set sail. The first thing you will encounter will be either a ghostly apparition of Davy Jones or Captain Blackbeard himself(Blackbeard is rumored to be only a temporary part of the ride.) Next you get the famous dead men tell no tales scene complete with a skeleton or two. This is the audio that was lifted for the At World’s End movie.  Then it’s a short drop in the dark to find yourself in the middle of a battle between Captain Barbossa and the town he is trying to sack. Be careful of the cannonballs! There are very few direct hits but there is a danger someone in your crew may be splashed a little.

Captain Jack escapes with the treasure, as usual!

Captain Jack escapes with the treasure, as usual!

You will also encounter an auction for the fair ladies of said town and an attempt to get the mayor to reveal a secret. Be on the lookout for Captain Jack Sparrow. You will also see a pirate or two in the jail trying to coax the keys from the jailhouse dog. This scene was borrowed for The Curse of the Black Pearl. The keen observer will find Mr Gibb’s inspiration in one scene with a pirate passed out with the pigs.

After touring the town and getting to hear a rousing chorus of It’s A Pirates Life For Me you will find Captain Sparrow one last time as he joins in the singing.

Finally your tour of duty is over and you will exit the ship to be given the standard opportunity to gather some booty of your own in the gift shop. I do not recommend trying to pirate the goods though. Use money please.

While this ride may lack the splash of Splash Mountain or the thrill of the other two mountains in the Magic Kingdom it is a must see. The animatronics are great and the music is compelling but not nearly as annoying as It’s A Small World.  The ride is definitely child friendly. The pirates are portrayed as more comical then fearsome. Check it out if you haven’t already. If you have leave a comment about your favorite part.

Comsic Ray’s Starlight Cafe


Sonny Eclipse will try his best to keep you entertained while you eat.

Sonny Eclipse will try his best to keep you entertained while you eat.

Keeping with the retro future feel that predominates Tomorrowland, Ray’s looks like something out of a 1950’s sci-fi movie. In this case the premise seems to be that guests are in a spaceport. Looking for food as well as entertainment to pass the time on one of those dreaded lay-overs between planetary destinations guests find themselves at Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe.

The entertainment comes in the form of an intergalactic lounge singer named Sonny Eclipse. Sonny is an animatronic alien who performs on a regular basis throughout the day. If you eat a meal here you can be guaranteed at least one performance. He act ranges from music to jokes and while it may not tickle the fancy of the average adult it does entertain smaller children.

The seating at Cosmic Ray’s, again this is the largest quick service eatery in the Magic Kingdom, can be divided up into three distinct areas. There is outdoor seating. The tables are shaded by the large overhang from the restaurant itself and also have ceiling fans so while not air-conditioned you at least can be out of the sun with a little breeze. There is also an area that is mostly out of reach of Sunny’s entertainment. It is on a higher level than the show and separated by glass. You can still here it but it is not so overpowering. Finally there is the seating in the main, and largest, area where you are fully exposed to Sunny and his antics. This can be a very loud area when the alien is performing and crowds are high.

While Comic Ray’s boasts the largest menu of the counter service restaurants that variety comes at a price. There are three different ordering counters each of which is serviced by multiple registers. These counters, designated Bays to keep with the feel of a space port, each have their own menu and while there are a few items offered at more than one bay when it comes to the main course they are pretty exclusive. There is no ordering from one bay’s menu at another bays register. Side dishes are pretty much common across all three bays. When it comes to Ray’s and ordering it might be easier of it think of a food court. There are really three restaurants sharing a common seating area.

The menu may change but this will give you an idea of how it works.

The menu may change but this will give you an idea of how it works.

The food itself is pretty good. I don’t remember ever being disappointed by my entrée or side (always french fries) but the desert was really a lot like a Hostess or Little Debbie snack cake, nothing impressive about it. Of course I was full already so that might have contributed to my lack of enthusiasm.

The main items on the menu are hot dogs, cheeseburgers, wraps (including a vegetarian one), BBQ chicken, grilled chicken sandwich and chicken nuggets. A full menu is available below.

One of the best things about Cosmic Ray’s is the “fixin’s bar.” After you pick up your food head over to the condiments bar to add ketchup, mustard and the normal sandwich toppings to your meal. Of course that is not exciting. What is exciting is the sautéed mushrooms and onions. They make a real difference on your, especially on a burger.

While Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe is not my first choice for counter service at the Magic Kingdom (Pecos Bill’s is) I don’t complain when that is where everyone else wants to go.

Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe Menu (Updated April 2013)

Soups/Salads

Chicken noodle soup $3.49

Cucumber Salad – $2.99

Entrée/Main Course

Angus Bacon Cheeseburger, served with apple slices, french fries or cucumber salad-$9.99

Hot Dog, served with your choice of French fries or apple slices (add bacon $0.79)-$7.59

BBQ Pork Sandwich, served with your choice of french fries or apple slices. – $9.59

Chicken Nuggets,served with French fries or apple slices.-$8.69

Chili Cheese Dog, served with your choice of French fries or apple slices (add bacon $0.79)-$9.59

Greek Salad-$7.99

Grilled Chicken Sandwich. served with your choice of apple slices, French fries or cucumber salad – $9.59

Half Rotisserie Chicken, served with mashed potatoes and a seasonal vegetable. – $9.99

Turkey Sandwich, served with your choice of apple slices, french fries or cucumber salad – $9.59

Vegetable sandwich, served with your choice of apple slices, french fries or cucumber salad – $9.59

Vegetarian Burger, served with French fries or apple slices. – $8.39

Kosher Meals

Glatt Kosher meals available upon request. Price varies.

Side Dish

Side of French fries. – $2.49

Dessert

No sugar added Brownie – $2.39

Carrot Cake – $3.59

Gelato:Chocolate or no sugar added mango – $3.29

Strawberry Yogurt – $1.99

Triple Chocolate Cake – $3.59

Drinks

Coffee -$2.09

Dasani bottled water – $2.50

Iced Coffee: French Vanilla, mocha or latte – $3.89

Milk: Whole or low-fat milk $1.49 and Nesquik chocolate milk $2.19

Minute Maid Orange Juice-$2.39

Nestle Hot Cocoa or Hot Tea- $2.09

Selection of Soft Drinks: Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Fanta Orange, Nestea Ice Tea, or Light Lemonade $2.59& $2.89

Menu is subject to change!

 

Disney Removing Refrigerators From Rooms (Temporarily)


Disney TA Blog has just made an announcement that refrigerators will be removed from all rooms at Walt Disney World, Disneyland Resorts Aulani, and Disney Resort & Spa, Resort hotels due to a defect.  Vacation Club and Fort Wilderness Campground will not be affect. Guests staying at one of the affected resorts will be notified via a letter in their room. A select number of replacements will be available by request.

The timeline to replace all of the affected rooms is expected to take several months. Grumpy will try to keep you updated.

New Polynesian Gallery


The Polynesian at Walt Disney World has to be one of the most desirable resorts on property. Not only can you see the Magic Kingdom from the resort, not only are you on the Monorail loop, it’s simply beautiful! Check out this gallery on our sister site, grumpymickey.com

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New Rapid Fill Mugs Coming Soon To Disney Resorts


Walt Disney World will soon be introducing the Rapid Fill Mug to replace the standar refillable mug that has been sold at Disney resorts for years. The biggest difference will be that each mug will have a RFID chip. These chips will communicate with the new self-serve drink filling stations. The stations will also recognize traditional paper cups which can also be purchased will also have a chip and can be only be used for one hour from the initial serve and are limited to four 20 oz pours.

Are Rapid Fill Mugs the next logical step or another chance to make another buck off Disney guests?

Are Rapid Fill Mugs the next logical step or another chance to make another buck off Disney guests?

This is an obvious change from the way things currently work. Currently the drink stations are basically functioning on an honor system. Guests can fill any cup they want. Some have even been known to fill bottles and other assorted containers. I have seen mugs from resorts other than the one I was staying in filled as well as mugs that are obviously years old. In effect, if you wanted a free beverage at the resort, there was nothing to stop you from getting one.

Of course it was not intended to work that way. For those who have not stayed at the Disney on-property resorts a little explanation might be helpful. For years Disney has been selling refillable mugs. These mugs were sold with the clear understanding that they were for the length of your current visit and for use only in the resort you were staying in.

They were a bit pricey. The first one I bought was about $12. The last one was about $15. However, if you are staying in one of the resorts and you only bought two drinks for two days, at your resort, you about broke even for what if would have cost just to buy a single use paper cup plus you had a handy souvenir. Since I was always staying for more than two days I not only broke even but I saved money.

As a guest, I must admit I was a little frustrated to pay the money for a mug and watch others using the old mugs they had bought. By nature I am an honest, if slightly grumpy person. I do not abuse a system nor do I like to see others abuse the system. I am also smart enough to know that they money Diseny was losing from dishonest customers was costing us honest ones. We were, in effect, going to pay for those who were abusing the system.

Which brings up a moral question. Though these people were doing was an obvious abuse of the system was it wrong? Was it stealing? By definition stealing is taking something that does not belong to you. These people doing that were they not? What is the difference between that and shoplifting? None in my book.

Of course some people are going to say that Disney is making plenty and that Disney prices are outrageous. I do not disagree. It irks me to pay the price I have to pay for a drink at Disney too but I have a choice. I can always bring my own.

There are two other changes in the system.

The first is that guests can use the mug at any resort now. I am not sure how much impact this will have for the average guests. How often are they going to be at another resort after all? However, there are a good number of guests who split their stays between multiple resorts. Now they will not have to buy two mugs to stay legal.

The second involves pricing. Because the number of days the mug is valid varies the price will too. The price will start at $8.99 for one day and go up to $17.99 for length of stay plus four days.

Since Disney is going to start charging more as well as eliminating theft, I would like to make one suggestion. Get rid of the generic mugs and bring back resort specific mugs!

The new system was tested in 2011 and will starting rolling out to all Disney resorts soon.

For more information check this out this articl article from Orlando Theme Park News.

The Battle Hymn of the Republic at Epcot


If you have not taken time to catch a performance by the Voices of Liberty at the American Experience in Epcot…well shame on you! You are missing a good show. Here they are doing one of their best numbers, The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

 

Birthday Party For America-Walt Disney World Style


I love Disney and I love the country that gave Disney the freedom and resources to do all the things Walt did. So in honor of both the USA and Walt grumpy hopes you enjoy this patriotic fireworks display from the Magic Kingdom

The Top 10 List (Minus1) of Rides at the Magic Kingdom In Walt Disney World


What nine rides or experiences would you choose at the Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World? I know these lists are supposed to be top 10 but there is a method to my grumpiness.

Walt Disney World tracks the average number of rides a guest rides. Want to take a guess what that magic number is? You guessed it! It is nine. You are doing great. Below are the nine I would chose. They are not necessarily in order and of course real life conditions like Fastpass and wait time change things but I think you get the idea.

So what are your nine? List them as a comment of put them on our official facebook page!

Pirates of the Caribbean: There is just something about that catchy tune that keeps me coming back again and again. Sometimes I ride it more than once per day!Pirates Of The Caribbean Sign

Jungle Cruise: The corny jokes still make me chuckle and I just love the scenes and the scenery! Good job recreating the jungles of the world in the Florida swamps!Disney World's Jungle Cruise 14

Big Thunder Mountain: It’s a roller coaster with animatronics. Need I say more?

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

Splash Mountain: Have you noticed that it gets hot in Florida? This one will cool you off with that big splash at the end. Love the animatronics too though some don’t work well and some don’t work at all. Still I have to ride it.

Splash Mountain 10

Space Mountain: Just a fun time and amazing how 28 mph feels much faster in the dark with the wind in your hair. (Did you know that is the top speed?)

Space Mountain

Mickey’s Philharmagic: Music! Music! Music! Love the 4D effects! Oh did I mention I love the music?

Walt Disney World Mickey's Philharmagic 01

Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin: I get to shoot stuff! Nuff said. Though this one dropped down some because last time I rode it Mrs Grumpy beat me!

Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin

Carousel of Progress: History brings me to this one. I love it. I love to remember how people used to live. Plus this is one Walt himself loved. As an added bonus you get to sit down for a while in a nice climate controlled environment!

Carousel of Progress

Swiss Family Robinson Tree House: Loved the movie and love seeing it brought to life!

Swiss Family Robinson Tree House

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